Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Yet ANOTHER post...

I am such a good blogger... UNLIKE some People(had to get my weekly jibe in Matt). OK...lets see... I have finished my 2nd paper and I must say... I want MY printer back working! Not having my own printer is a Pain in the rump! I have called the people and they are supposedly sending me more ink cartridges...Again! Car is still running...yeaaaa car! Ahhhh finals time doth approacheth!!! Tonight I attend my last ever British Literature 2 class...THANK GAWD! I hope we get to do teacher evals tonight... cause I'm gonna rip this teacher a new one... quite possibly the WORST teacher at South... AND THAT is saying something! My chair is back... big comfy leather chair is back to providing most excellent cushioning for my backside... and while thier is lil doubt that my backside comes with plenty of its OWN cushioning... the extra help is always nice. go chair. Ok... My last day at Gulf Atlantic is going to be Sunday. so far SeCRAPitas has failed to inform me of my new position... NOT really a big surprise...considering the management at Mobile branch SeCRAPitas couldn't find thier butt with both hands. while I hate my company... the actual job was very nice for studying and school in general. I find it somewhat Ironic that... I might have to start looking for another job... and now that my classes will have to be DAY time classes...I can no longer persue a Daytime job... and finding evening/night shift jobs is never easy. ::sigh:: I hate looking for jobs like I hate cleaning... and ya'll know how I hate to clean. Oh yeah almost forgot... I looked up how to find out who you congressman is and its actually very easy... go here http://www.house.gov/writerep/
and type in your zip code...then write said congressman and say.... "WE NEED TAX-REFORM YOU S.O.B." mmmm I have not had a DrinkDrink in some time(like a WHOLE week)... my Liver needs to be taught a lesson...I have cranberry juice, CrownRoyal, and Apple Pucker... sounds like Washington Apple will be my "weapon of Liver destruction" for this evening...woot!... and what am I celebrating... the Demise of Brit LIt. 2... a very worth celebratory cause in my opinion!!! Ok... time now for S.T.D.T(no one made fun of me last week for miss spelling this)

Ok... the battle today is between 1st officers... Spock vs Riker

This one is actually fairly close. On one hand you the the perennial favorite of "trekkies" everywhere...Spock. F' Spock. The Green blooded bastards only real contribution is humorous banter with Bones. If I want a fountain of Information...I WILL ASK THE DAMN COMPUTER. which is pretty much all Spock does any damn way. Ok... He's got CHEESY "mind Meld" powers... what ever... and stupid Vulcan neck pinch... that was always RETARDED! Riker on the other hand doesn't serve a whole lot of purpose... He's supposed to be the dashing type contrasted to Piccards old saggyness. IN STDT this would be humorous cause he and Kirk could get into a womanizing contest... taking the whole concept of "Boldly going where no man has gone before" to a whole new level :) Kirk would have an advantage with his lil "Ready room" right off the bridge... but Riker is young and agile... so I think its an obstacle he could overcome. I really don't have that much for Riker... but I see much more promise in him and I think he was underused on Next Gen. because people were to focused on Piccard's Crusty ass. I would like to see Riker taken under Kirks "wing" and taught the finer arts of Flying Leg kicks and maybe a trick or two in the womanizing dept. A new show... mine.. would I think allow him to develop his character... add a lil snarkyness, develop some witty banter with Bones, and I think he would be far superior to bland old Spock. if I want a talking computer... I'll ask the COMPUTER... that is what its job is!!! I can tell you now I"m going to have much the same arguement against Data whenever I get to him.

ok... the final tally is

Spock **

Riker **


so far STDT is....
Next Gen. Enterprise(Matt give me the # for this so I can stop typing Next Gen. all the time)
CAPT. Kirk(yeaaaaaaaa)
1st officer tie(Pending "ThunderDome" bloodmatch between Spock and Riker)

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

2 weeks in a row... GO ME!!!

Hmmm Lets see what happened this week. Well I finished the 1st of two papers that are due. Now if you consult my blog(which I know no one but me does) then you will see that I was supposed to do these papers back in March...what can I say... I am a slacker! My big comfy black leather computer chair broke a wheel...(::sigh:: five days till comfy chair back). SeCRAPitas might be losing the Gulf Atlantic account which might mean that I lose my " study Hall" and unless they can find me another site where I can do nothing but study all night... I might be acceralating my quiting of SeCRAPitas!!! this would really be bad timing but se la vie. My car is still functioning... how much longer... I don't even want to think about that. 2 weeks till finals... gotta keep my "A"s!!! Uncle Sam cashed my check... I"m sure he can now afford 2.4 screws or possibly 1 bullet... or maybe some nice staples!!! That reminds me... After this I"m doing a Google search for... "who's my Congressman" I have two words for him whoever he/she is... TAX F'ING REFORM!!!! ok...that is about all time once again for....

Star Trek Dream Team(which from now on shall be abreviated STBT...cause I'm lazy!)

Captains: Kirk vs Piccard

This fight is pretty much over before it begins. Piccard isn't good enough to change Kirk's soiled sheets. Kirk is a kick@$$ kinda guy... shoot 1st, go home and do you know what with the Prom queen(or whatever greenskinned Alien chic might be handy) Piccard is an OLD supposedly hardcore guy... but has anyone noticed that all his escapades have happened OFF camera? he was a womanizer...off camera, he was excellent at fisticuffs...off camera, why couldn't he have adjusted his uniform...OFF CAMERA!!! seriously... everybody wore those tight jump suit things...why was his the only one that didn't fit... I say his Depends were riding up but that is just a theory. Piccard is French... major cool points loss... He sings stupid songs to children when stuck in an elavator. HE TALKS to Whoopi GOLDBERG... ANOTHER major cool points loss. F' whoopi goldberg...grrrr!!! Piccard likes tea... what kinda hardcore person drinks tea... COFFEE is a mans drink...everyone knows this!!! ::shakes head:: sad sad sad... and the victor is....

Kirk **** (Kirk would get 5 stars if he could crush peoples throats with his mind!)

Piccard * (Piccard gets 1 star only cause the scale is 1-5 he actually deserves like neg 2!) so to

recap...

Next Gen. Enterprise
Capt. Kirk

more to follow...

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

New thread...

Same ole B.S.
I haven't blogged in a while...been busy. Still I"m not as bad as some people that shall remain nameless... you know who you are!!
Work sucks, that is an axiom while employed at SeCRAPitas. School is heating up for the big finale... I've a quiz this week... A paper do next week and another the week after that... oh and incidentally I have to study for two finals to try and keep my "A"s. My car is still making a strange engine rattle and I don't have the money to take it in to the mechanic to see what's wrong, much less actually pay him to fix it. There is a Nail in one of my tires that is unrepairable... and I don't have the money for a new tire. ::sigh:: everytime I drive now I have a horrible since of dread that my engine and tire are going to explode at the same time!!! Also no more role-playing... the one thing other than pizza that I really looked forward to every week is dead. There is some glimmer on the horizon but that is far away, for now. I recently had to pay Uncle Sam for the 1st time in my life... now it was not an exorbitant amount, but the confusion I have is... why now that I make the LEAST amount of money I"ve ever made in my life at a full time job do I owe Uncle Sammy anything??? It doesn't make sense... I don't make enough money to live on and yet I have to PAY the Gov. more money... this country needs MASSIVE tax overhaul!!! I need to write my Congressman and call him all kinds of names or something... it won't get fixed... cause rich folk will just buy off the senators anyway... but It occasionally makes me feel better to yell at other people. Who is my congressman anyway? mmm must find this out :) ok... thats about it...
now I will be giving my opinion on Orginal Star Trek vs Next Gen. Star Trek. I don't even count the crap that came after NG as a show... so at least Next Gen. gets That much credit. I'm kinda thinking of a sorta "Dream Team" Star Trek... some of the best of the Original with the FEW goodpoints of N.G. yes I freely admit I favor the orginal over Next Gen... that just means N.G. is gonna have to work that much harder to win. If certain people want to comment on this...they could actually post it on their own blog which might actually get them to use that otherwise ignored and unused thing... I once again am not naming anynames...but He has a LARGE movie collection and a propensity for uttering "Blurbs".
The Enterprise...
The orginal Enterprise never sat right with me. it often looked like it would be to narrow to have people actually walk around in it. it was also ungainly lookin' which is just never a good thing. the Next Gen. Enterprise while looking much more...Realistic... always kinda reminded me of a backwards hammerhead shark... and I never could figure out if I liked that or not.
so out of 5 stars...

Orginal Enterprise **

Next Gen. Enterprise ***

the Next Gen. Enterprise eeks out a narrow victory. Stage one of my "Dream Team" Star Trek is complete. more to follow.